I hear at least one person a month telling me that Chinese food is dangerous. I have put together a complex mathematical formula to demonstrate to them how idiotic they are.
POISON GYOZA FROM CHINA THAT AFFECTS 10 PEOPLE < POISON MILK THAT MAKES 14,000 PEOPLE SICK + OUT OF DATE BISCUITS + OUT OF DATE SYRUP + OUT OF DATE CAKES + LEFTOVERS SERVED IN RESTAURANTS + COMPANY RELABELS MYSTERY MEATS AS BEEF + RICE INTENDED FOR INDUSTRIAL USE GOING INTO SCHOOL LUNCHES
There are more, I’m sure. There was one involving some crackers or something, I just forget the details.
Anyway, all this talk of scran has made me hungry: I’m off to buy some Chinese food. It’s the only stuff you can trust these days.
