I have chosen a new nomenclature for an undetermined as yet period of time.
I did not choose it out of reverence to a universal soldier or he-man. Nor did I choose it because I feel connected to a French Prince who got some tennis balls from Henry.
No, I chose it because I look like another character from Henry V, and a certain reindeer, whose name ends in exactly the same way.
God bless my sebaceous glands.
